Wednesday, August 29, 2007
why i study sociology
Carca-sucks: dry wit from the lands of france
http://jenniferash.blogspot.com/
Thursday, August 2, 2007
this can't be it
Thursday, July 19, 2007
a joke
this joke:
a man in a big black car, perhaps a lexis or a BMW, drives into a
field full of sheep in the middle of the bosnian country side. the
man gets out of his car, looks around and he sees a shepherd tending
to the sheep in the field. so the man walks over to him and asks,
"is this your field?"
"yes" the shepherd says.
"and are these your sheep?"
"yes"
"i'd like to make you a bet" the man in the big black car says, "i
bet that i can guess the number of sheep you own, and if i'm right,
you'll give me one of your sheep."
so the shepherd agrees, and the man in the big black car goes into
his trunk and pulls out his laptop. he gets onto his computer,
connects to a satellite image, and using some 'sheep counting
algorithm program' figures out that there are 176 sheep in the
field. he walks back over to the shepherd and says, "you have
exactly 176 sheep."
the shepherd says, "you're right. i have exactly 176 sheep, you've
won."
so the man in the big black car picks up a sheep, and puts it onto
his back. but before he can leave the shepherd interrupts him,
"let me make you a bet" he says. "i bet that i can guess what
organization you work for, and if i win you give me back my sheep."
the man in the big black car agrees, and the shepherd says, "you work
for the international community"
"you're exactly right" says the man in the big black car, "how did
you know?"
"well" the shepherd says, "first you parked your expensive car in the
middle of my field, then you sold me information that i already knew,
and the sheep you have on your back is my dog."
2 things
no, i won't ruin the ending for you.
always,
jacob